Are All Women Crazy?!?!

Allow me to start off by saying I AM NOT CRAZY!! Now that’s out of the way, I have a serious dilemma to discuss. I’m concerned that all women might indeed be crazy. I’ve encountered a bevy of crazy women in my lifetime and the list keeps growing.

My most recent encounter was so disappointing. I thought she was such a cool, sane female. She’s smart, ambitious and social. Unfortunately, she might also be a loon. I tried to ignore the warning signs, but the text about her falling asleep smelling a pair of shorts I wore earlier in the day definitely confirmed it for me. Did I mention that text came after only 5 days of knowing her? Not to mention the other female in my life (not really); she’s crazy because she tries every six weeks or so to weasel her way back in my life. And what makes her crazy is the way she goes about it. You would think ignoring her would deter her, nope. Ignoring her DRIVES her. She’ll send emails that start off, “I know you got my last email.” I really want to refrain from giving die-hard examples to protect the not-so-innocent, but trust me, police have been used in the past on people.

I don’t know. Maybe it’s the fact women are emotional creatures. I think sometimes their emotions get away from them leading to irrational choices in behavior. Now I know you’re probably thinking, “J, why are you speaking in the abstract voice?” Well, that’s because I don’t associate with this behavior. Didn’t you read the beginning of this post? I’m not crazy. Yes, I am a woman. But, I’m in check of my emotions. Or, maybe, I haven’t met that one to bring out my crazy. Wow, scary proposition. Let’s not explore that one.

Anyhow, I’m no expert on the issue. I’m just a frustrated woman concerned with the possibility my quest for a sane, smart, compatible female is all in vain. And if that’s the case, where does that leave me? Do I settle for a loon and hope she has a good prescription plan? I can’t see that happening.

So until I get the answer to my quandary, the quest continues. Wish me luck.

Speak soon,

~ J

~ by www.blackgaygossip.com on June 26, 2008.